Bollywood Bikini Brigade

Bikini was once a forbidden word in Bollywood. Raj Kapoor, the habitual norm-basher that he was, ordered Nargis to get into a two-piece. Nargis, the loyal love bird that she was, gave the nod. Bikini has, ever since, been Bollywood’s success mantra, as we line up Bollywood’s latest Bikini wonders.

I just couldn’t understand as to why my sister wanted me to report on this. Since I’m not a man, I don’t think I can do justice. Some of them of course look sexy & some of them don’t. And some of the bikinis are not at all sexy.

But Raj Kapoor even ordered people to shoot stark naked & people said yes. Can you recall those scenes in Mera Naam Joker? Do that.

Anyway, I was just wandering if women are stranded on an exotic island, & they are supposed to choose one thing, how many would pick just bikini.