Yesterday I did a fucking bad thing. I watched Channel 360 for few minutes. It’s not my fault. Since my sister is a media person, so I usually end up watching such stuff.
It all started with this huge ass on the entire screen of some model I couldn’t recognize at 1st. And this is not an exaggeration. It was really huge. It reminded me of that scene in Jo Dar Gaya Who Mar Gaya. I saw this movie on TV & so I was spared the torture of watching that Jennifer Lopez kind of ass on the big screen. And thank God for that! But my younger brother couldn’t take it even on the idiot box. He was more worried about people in the cinema.
Coming back to the channel, the photographer was far better than the model, but when he opened his mouth, everything went in the gutter. But he was far more stylish than the model.
Then some designer started telling all about himself & according to him, the best store in the entire world is the one located in NY. Since he loves it, it happens to be the best in the world. He also loved 2 more stores & maybe they are the best too, but he never said so.
In the midst of these heavy explosions & diggings, I saw this wrestler trying to walk. Actually she was a model from UAE. It’s pretty strange but I never see any French model on this channel. My sister says maybe they don’t have the rights.
Yesterday I even watched as usual bits & pieces of Jhoota hee sahi. Everyone acted well, but the heroine was a total disaster. She couldn’t act. She seemed too aged for the role. She didn’t have a good voice. She didn’t have any screen presence. While she was singing & dancing in red dress with others, you couldn’t notice her. The movie is not that bad, but this lady has worked very hard to make it as bad as possible. This was the biggest explosion of the day.
And last but not least, this is the most worthless piece I’ve ever written. Well the thing is I cannot admire everyone & everything I see. In fact I don’t even admire people like Imran Khan, Rahat Kazmi & other such big names. I don’t have to. Maybe you love them, but I don’t. And it’s very amusing when people leave hate message for me. I’m amazed that my words are taken so seriously. Hello! This is not the Gospel, Genius. These are my opinions & I have the right to look at the world the way I want to. You don’t have to agree with me & I know it’s pretty bad that you can’t impose your views (which are the views of almost everyone, since 1 or 2 people are thinking) on me.
