You’re not doing it right, baby!





Mallika Sherawat made lots of promises about Hisss, which turned out to be a big time disaster. We were given false hopes & nothing was delivered. Of course this lady knows how to make witty statements, but it’s about time she should give attention to her acting skills. She has disappointed us. People who wasted 4 hours on her make-up were pathetic, to say the least. She looked quite fake when she turned into a snake. I think everyone involved in that movie worked half-heartedly. The director is the real culprit. She could have made people act. She could have worked on the script. She did nothing of the sort. Mallika Sherwat ought to learn that there is more to life than shedding clothes & surprising people. Since everything has been brutally exploited, she should concentrate on her acting.


The next on my list is Mr. Sahir Lodhi. He hasn’t done anything lately other than the fact that he can’t help imitating SRK 24/7. Maybe he has some identity crisis. Now coming to the question: what do I have against him? He made fun of literary people along with a bunch of nuts few days ago. Those who have seen the clip may know that he went beyond the boundary. He added a new dimension to the word smug. I don’t mean to sound like those artist log, but Literature is not for everyone. You have to have a little open mind to comprehend lots of things that can be beyond your brain cells.


I had the misfortune to watch the new song of Komal Rizvi. It’s the sight more than eyes could bear. I think she’s trying to prove something. Over all, she looks quite cheap. Her dance moves are suggestive, & of course cheap. In fact, she looks a lot like one of my chipkoo acquaintances. You don’t even feel like listening to the song. Moreover, people who badly need to work out don’t do anything about it. And is there no one to tell them, ‘you’re not doing it right, baby’?


Kareena has been fasting & praying for the long life of Saif. I think it only happened for a day, but in return Saif gave her a diamond necklace (I’m sure all her fans know that she loves diamonds). How very materialistic! And what kind of news is this? You may pray & fast for your lover, but the world doesn’t need to know. Nevertheless, this is one unique couple & Kareena happens to be the 1st woman in love. That is invariably the case whenever she falls for anyone. She’s always the 1st woman to be in love.


Ashmit Patel is getting very cozy with Veena Malik in Bigg Boss & they are saying that Sara will have issues with Veena now. Dolly jee is quite an entertainer. Anyway, Veena Malik has done a good job. And then the best thing about Bigg Boss 4 is Salman Khan. Whenever I look at him, I forget everything.