Shannon: They don’t look healthy. All of them look malnourished. That isn’t a coincidence.
Chris: I don’t care if you’re a vegan just don’t act like you’re better than people who are not. And…stop saying you’re a vegan if you’re not really a vegan. If you follow up the phrase “I’m a vegan” with “but I eat…” then you are not a fucking vegan. Like people who say they are vegetarians but they will eat fish and chicken on occasion? Okay then, you’re not a fucking vegetarian. That’s like saying “I don’t smoke…unless I drink”…and since you drink every weekend you’re a fucking smoker!
Hey Shannon you know I’ve never got a speeding ticket…except for the three times I got speeding tickets.
Shannon: One of my roommates is a vegan for the health benefits and then smokes cigarettes. Makes no sense to me.
I was vegan for a minute and then I was like “oh wait, i miss cheese” so that ended real fast.
Chris: I’m so glad you mentioned that smoking thing because there are a shit load of vegans out there who smoke weed and regular cigarettes all the time then have the nerve to turn around and preach healthy eating choices. I don’t smoke but I don’t talk about how I don’t smoke all the time. I don’t care if someone smokes but if they do all I ask is that they do that shit away from me because I don’t want to smell like smoke. Also…I could never date a girl that smokes. I don’t understand how people kiss smokers…fucking barf!
Shannon: Smoking is the greatest of deal breakers. yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck. I have dated more than one pothead though. They suck as well, but for different reasons.
Chris: Good point about the weed. Although I don’t smoke it myself I probably would date someone who did but I would not date someone who smoked cigarettes? I guess I’m a fucking hypocrite.
