You know we often hear the word mad & this poor word has been abused over the centuries. Who are mad people? The answer again varies from people to people. Anyway, I think I know who is ‘Crazy # 1.’ They are the fucking terrorists, murderers, rapists, molesters, racists, animal abusers & all the others who think they can fuck with other peoples’ lives.
Crazy # 2 are people who very conveniently call others mad. Since this is my blog & I can say this & why not? After all, they have been calling others mad without any genuine reason. If it’s just prejudiced on which they label others as lunatics or losers, then it’s not a good enough reason. Crazy # 2 are also people who make others feel bad. All of us can give examples. I think all those people are mad who are dead against my cats & all the other animals anywhere in the world. All those people are mad who themselves don’t do anything for the betterment of the society & find faults in all those who do a little. I never ask anyone to adopt animals or to shower them with love & affection. Why would I ask fuckers for such favors? I also don’t ask people to eat shit or drink piss of my cats or to clean their mess. It’s really madness on their part to have issues with my cats & other animals. And if you ask me how mad is that? I’d say: Very!
You can define Crazy # 3, 4 & 5 for yourself. It reminds me of my old # though.
Now I will move on to the weird folks. These are the ones who also call others mad, but still we can’t be unjust & biased, so we throw them under the category of weirdos. Again there would be innumerable examples & I’m sure you guys also know many out there who could be labeled as weirdos for being not just weird, but also for bothering others. Alright. I’ll give one absolutely funny example. You know just like you I also happen to know fake people. If you don’t know them, then you must be very lucky! ‘3 cheers for you!’ But where do you live? Actually I know such characters who have issues with other fakers (who just happen to be more fake). Bas thoray ziada fake hain, par type eik hee hai. In spite of that, differentiation & discrimination exist at every level. How weird!
I don’t know whether to call these people weird or what. They are the ones who pretend to be happy or something they are not all the while & the entire world knows it & you know when the entire world knows something, people crack jokes. Regardless of anything, these people go on pretending. It’s a little sad case (Here I have the urge to say the dialogue of Amitabh: ‘Mera tou dil hee kuch aisa hai’) as these people are hurt & it seems they don’t have the courage to face the truth themselves. People also call them mad, but are they mad? These are people who are suffering & yet pretending that everything is okay. They are in a state of denial & people call them mad. This is fucking wrong.
And if still some people are stupid enough to think that Z & I are mad, they need to think again. But what the hell am I asking? Had they been thinking or using their fucking brain cells, this planet would have been different.
Even though no one has the right to judge & yet everyone thinks it’s their birth right. They know exactly what you should do.
Yesterday I read this:
“I don’t need sex. Life fucks me whenever it can.”
We’ve heard this a number of times, but have you started enjoying it? If someone would say yes, they would call him mad. Bhai problem kya hai. Dard jab hadd say guzarta hai, tou dawa ban jata hai. And if someone would just raise the question kay I haven’t been enjoying this fuck shuck, how do we screw life? Now this individual will definitely bagged the award of the biggest lunatic.
And Z I have actually proved your statement, ‘You are not my kind of mad & I am not your kind of mad’ wrong. How can 2 intelligent people be mad unless they are Einstein or someone like him? :P And we have soft curls…this is close 8)