I have seen Saher Lodhi on television for many years now. There was a time he used to come on Indus Tv with his program Chai Time in which he called celebrities and took their interviews in an extremely decent manner. He was less showy, as we can say. Simple and covered most points and communicated good messages.
But success brings the worse in most people. I have listened to his radio shows and tv shows to understand why most people hate him so much. There are hate groups made for him. People hate his Shahrukh Khan accent. But I have also seen, that there is some particular class that loves him and who call him up on his radio shows religiously.
I will just pen down some of what I have heard him say and talk on his radio shows...I wish I could somehow put that accent here too.
Saher Lodhi (Our Local SRK):
Haan ji kia haal hai badshahooo, tussi kaise ho, chak day phatayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Chalo jee ajj mai soch raha hoo keh hum kia baat karay
Actually you know what, I think aaj mera mood kuch alag hee karnay ka hai
Jee haan, kia samjhay, chak de phattay
Choray topic shopic, paojiii kuch music wuzik suntay hain, ganay shanay gatay hain, gappay shappay lagatay hain
What do you say....Chak De Phatay
Godddd inn puranay gano ki baat hee kuch aur hai
I mean there is something about them
I dono I dono I dono
You know there is something about them - jo bilkul hee alag hai
Yeh sunay sunay agli line...aahaaa kia baat hai
Ufff bas ab agla gana kuch aisaa hai, Amitabh ji ko yaad kartay hueee
Man, I just love old music.
Un ki baat hee aur thi.
Man I just love Junaid bhai.
Kia awazz hai inki.
Seriously, seriously, no seriously, I mean Vital Signs tou my favorite band since forever.
And yeah yeah Junoon too.
Seriously I love Junaid bhai. Kia baat hai. Some day I will call Junaid Bhai on my show.
Ahaahaa this man is just too good. I swear too good.
Kyun Shahrukhhhhhhhhhhh aaj meri chai nahi laye tum.
Yeh agli line tumhare liye hai
Oooohhh hamari cricket team nay bara kum score banaya
Par koi baat nahi badshahooooooo dekhte jao
Abhi agli ball par chakka maray ge
Ooohooo sirf ek run bana
Koi gal nahiiiiiiiiiii
Ab aglay pooray over mai 6 hee 6 banay ge
Chak de Chak de
Mai keh raha hoo naaaaa
You know guys, when I went to USA
I used to walk very early in the morning to my university
Wahan mujh se aksar logo nay kahan you resemble Shahrukh Khan
I didn't know keh woh kon hai
Par yeh log mujhay kehtay thay
Kher mai kisi Shahrukh Khan jaisa nahi
Bhayee suna hai aaj kal Amitabh ji ko twitter pe koi tang kar raha
Ab unhain pata laga hoga how celebrities and famous people like me feel hahahah
Kyun Amitabh ji???
Kiaa khayal hai ajj Hum Tum hojayeeee
I am telling you keh aaj ka Hum Tum kuch alag hee tarah ka hogaaaaaaaaaa
Seriously don't miss it ok
Hum Tum: Saher ji talking both for girl and boy -
Girl: Excuse me yeh kia hai
Boy: What do you mean kia hai....table hai
Girl: I know table tou hai par yeh papers kis keh liye hai
Boy: Zahir hai table aap ki hai tou aap hee keh liye hoge
Girl: Ufff God tum se tou baat karna hee fuzooooool hai. Jao mere liye coffee lao
Boy: Ma'am coffee machine wahan hai, aaap khud hee leh ayay...self service you know
Girl: What the hell, tum mere dad ki company mai job kartay ho itni tameez nahi keh kis se kaise baat kartay hain
Boy: Maa'm tameez tou hai, par coffee machine tak jana maire JD mai nahi hai
Girl: God akhir tum khud ko samjahtay kia ho
Boy: Acha khasa handsome larka aur kia
Girl: Tum jo hona bilkul hee idiot ho
Boy: Par aapko iss idiot se baat karna pasand bhi tou hai
Girl: What do you mean? Maine yeh kab kaha?
Boy: Aap ne kab yeh nahi kaha Ma'am?
Girl: What the hell, dekho apni hadd mai raho
Boy: Ma'am mai tou apni haddd mai hooo...par shayad aaap
Girl: What do you mean? Huh
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And this crap goes on forever...He talks like that for most of the days. Sometimes, he also acts in a very dramatic manner and gives speeches about how things are wrong in our country and at that point you may actually fall for his nice character that the man thinks so deeply but then the next week you will see the same man making fun of scholars and the way they talk and walk.
