Ragini MMS actually also insults cheap thrills

Yesterday I had the misfortune to watch Ragini MMS. I call it a misfortune, cause I have seen better stuff. This was supposed to be a horror movie but they were playing with 2 or 3 positions. I just can’t say they were insulting sex; it was all so gross & boring. I think they were insulting the very idea of pornography in their own way.

Don’t watch the movie but do watch the crap that’s available on YouTube. You even get to see what they have been doing in rehearsals. The never-ending kissing scenes can make you puke. On top of it, whenever the lady started moaning, you would just want to bang your head against the wall. Now that’s an exaggeration but I’m sure you get my point.

Pawan Kripalani couldn’t execute anything in the right way. Since he was making a horror movie, but all along he was playing with things that he had no idea how to pull…naturally he failed everyone. But yes if you are into really cheap thrills, (that can get you excited to kiss just about anyone) then it’s the movie for you. I think servants would like it more, cause both Raj Kumar Yadav & Kainaz Motivala have no class whatsoever. But the girl is better than that ugly guy.


However, they must be following the directions of Pawan & I think Ekta Kapoor & Shobha Kapoor of Balaji Telefilms must have more fun than the actors who couldn’t act & neither could they kiss nicely. It was quite irritating when the guy’s ass was all over the screen. I feel so sorry for all those who must have seen it on the big screen. On top of it, they were both wearing such dirty rags. And the guy was quite a meanie. Any girl who has a little higher standard would just slap him rather than smooch him forever.

Only one innocent question pops up: Ekta Kapoor kay dimaag mein kya chalta hai? It’s not that we don’t think about such stuff. We do but when you see these actors, you won’t even have the urge to kiss anyone. There’s nothing sexy about it. No wonder they took just 25 days to shoot this shit. I believe these people were trying to explore couple of things such as age-old positions, the word ‘erotic’ in not so sexy way, & kissing as if you may die the next minute. I really can’t recall if there was any element of horror.

Pankaj Sabnani from Glamsham very rightly said, "Ragini MMS isn't worth 'circulating', if you have a large appetite for horror." Moreover, I absolutely agree with Aniruddha Guha from DNA who said, "Watch Ragini MMS only if you dig cheap thrills. But don’t worry about losing sleep thereafter."

Some people also blackened the faces of these actors even before the film was released. They blackened just the posters, not the real actors. I wonder how they reacted after watching the movie.

It’s my observation & I could be wrong but Yadav & Kainaz were more intimate in the leaked video, which could be a deliberate attempt to promote the movie. In spite of that they couldn’t make out like others. Whatever it was, it was too boring & monotonous. They were so bad & ordinary. I guess they cannot even give thrill to the lower class either. It seems as if there was a lot of passion bottled up inside someone (read the director & the producer) & he/she totally messed up on the screen. They need to learn a bit more about wet kisses, I suppose. If the movie was all about smooching, saliva, kind of sex that only revolved around 2 very old positions & not at all sexy noises…it could have been done in a better way.

Vanessa Hudgens is deeply upset & angered

The reason is simple – she’s deeply upset & angered about her nude photos that were taken years ago being leaked out on the net. It’s amusing first they take these pics & then they worry about the circulation.

I have no interest in Vanessa Hudgens as such. I think I need to refresh your memory also. She’s the same kid who was kissing Alexa & many presumed she is an undercover lesbian. She’s actually 22 - not exactly a kid but you can’t call her an adult either.

However, the FBI is investigating this boring case besides some other cases of nude photos that are available on the net & they have made a crucial discovery. Actually this is one person who is stealing these photos. 50 celebrities have been hacked by the same person. Scarlett Johansson is also one of the victims & her nude pic was stolen from her iPhone.

This person is trying to sell not just the photos but also a video of Vanessa. I have heard it’s provocative. How provocative we can’t say, cause we saw those childish photos of Vanessa & Alexa kissing just recently.

‘It is particularly disturbing that whoever got a hold of these private photos seem to be intent on illegally leaking them out over a long period of time. We are actively working with law enforcement to determine who is responsible and to hold them accountable for their actions.' says Vanessa’s lawyer.

The hacker’s collection also includes those photos in which 2 kids are kissing & you all saw 3 images. After seeing those hazy pics, who would be interested in seeing some more hazy pics of 2 kids kissing?

However, Vanessa has been upset over this entire controversy. It has been quite challenging for her to face this.

'I think it has made me stronger. But it still hurts,' she said. 'It sucks because they were supposed to be private, but at the same time a lot of actresses do it [nudity].

'Eventually, I'm sure that I will [on screen]. But I don't know if I would be able to do it now.

'Whenever anybody asks me, would I do nudity in a film, if I say that it's something I'm not comfortable with, they're like, "Bulls**t, you've already done it."

'If anything, it makes it more embarrassing, because that was a private thing. It's screwed up that someone screwed me over like that.'

She’s worried to the core even though she knows one day she will do nudity on the screen.

Alright. The moral is pretty simple. Have fun but don’t take nude pics. You never know when you have to pay the price without any bargain whatsoever. In any case, if you love to take those hazy naked or kissing photos, at least be a little more careful. Better still don’t take photograph of yourself naked. You are sure get into deep shit.

I’ve had the misfortune to see some stuff circulating on the net. I mean how could you do this to yourself & how could you do this to us? Have mercy! There were certain standards & these celebrities have shattered them. I’m sorry to say but some people like Vanessa & Chris Brown are not even much to look at. We don’t want to see them naked or kissing.

Vanessa Hudgens & Alexa Nicolas kissing photos

This was a lame stunt...you can't call it a proper kiss but this pic is seen everywhere.
Vanessa Hudgens
Best friends
Now these 2 pics seem a little heated but I don't see the point of jumping & dancing

These kissing pics have been circulating in which Vanessa is kissing former Zoey 101 star Alexa Nicolas. Naturally the media & fans of Vanessa are wondering if she’s a lesbian cause that might have been the cause of her relationship with ex boyfriend Zac Efron. Now it seems both Vanessa & Zac were covering for each other.

Vanessa could be a bisexual & when I saw the 1^st pic, the question that popped up was of course: is this a real kiss? Why do people start dancing on lousy stunts? Then I saw other pics & I had to change my viewpoint :P People do have a reason; it’s just that, it’s not good one.

As of now, the media thinks Vanessa is an undercover lesbian. Do we actually care as to what Vanessa’s sexuality? She can make out with just anyone.

But in the past, pictures were posted online of the actress posing nude. This time it has been a little different as one girl was caught locking lips with a girl. And as you can see this is too much.

According to Hollywood News: “Hudgens has reportedly had a picture leaked where she can be seen kissing ‘Zoey 101′ star Alexa Nikolas. The picture shows that the kiss might have been a bit more than a peck.”

However, it turns out that they are best friends, but I don’t think best friends kiss like that. Anyhow, Alexis loves taking controversial profile pictures. I suppose it doesn’t prove whether a person is straight or gay, so what’s the point?

Moreover, Vanessa Hudgens naked pictures have leaked to the Internet for a third time. These new Vanessa Hudgens nudes appear to be even more graphic than the first two sets, but the source leaking the pics has yet to release the photos uncensored. If her nude pictures are being leaked out so easily & available on the net, I don’t think people need to dance while watching these photos.

So there’s a lot more in store.

Don't get me wrong. I support LGBT. I have nothing against lesbians & gays but I write on entertainment & that includes anything & everything that is making noise.

Best lip-locks of 2010

Madhavan was indeed very lucky to kiss a Brazilian model Maria Gomez in Teen Patti.

In Kites, they say the only best thing was the kiss between Hrithik & Barbara Mori.

Vidya Balan & Arshad Warsi's kissing scene in Ishqiya was perhaps the most intimate on-screen kiss.

Emraan Hashmi was on a break after his marriage, but he couldn't resist the temptation & so he kissed Shella Allen in Crook.

Neil & Deepika kissed in Lafangey Parindey after expressing their feelings for each other. Neil got cold feet before shooting as if it was his first time!
In the climax of Anjaana anjaani, Piggy Chops & Ranbir kissed...they are saying it was cute, but there wasn't anything remarkable about it. Actually I saw this one.
And yes I also saw this kiss & there was nothing about it except that they were in shower (so you can think about sex in the shower). I think there was another kiss which happened in front of Katrina. It might be an intimate moment for them, but it wasn't so for the audience.
Anushka & Ranveer also kissed in Band Baaja Baaraat but they say it was one bizarre kiss as it was done quite forcefully.

Anushka Sharma & Shahid were up to some badmaashi as they kissed in Badmaash Company.

Unfortunately I only saw the kissing scenes of Ranbir; the rest I do not know & I just don't believe what has been said. The best on-screen kiss can be the biggest joke of the century. Can't say as to who was the best kisser of 2010. It's difficult to give the award, but I'm sure they all must have looked better than Pooja Bhatt.

10 Wildest Places To Have Sex

Oh my god, as I was browsing over stuff, this is the information I gathered. If you are an exciting and adventurous soul and looking for some fun with your special someone these are the 10 Wildest Places To Have Sex:

1. On The Washer

2. In The Vault

3. At Victoria's Secret

4. In A Bean Bag Chair

5. During Christmas In A Spare Room

6. A '57 Chevy

7. A Large Swiss Ball

8. A National Park

9. The Elevator

10. The Garage

Not much to say really

Few days ago, I thought of writing something on Mallika Sherawat, but there wasn’t much to say & I couldn’t find any decent pic, naturally I dropped the idea. I believe it shouldn’t even be called an idea.

Now we all know this lady cannot act at all. Which is why she gets rid of her clothes whenever she can & she does that often. She very aptly said in one of her movies that she could teach kissing to everyone in India. She has been inspired by Marilyn & Madonna. She also says that Marilyn was never taken seriously & so if she’s not taken seriously, it doesn’t matter. What a low aim to copy someone, in the first place! Anyway that is Mallika Sherawat.

On a couple of sites in the comment section, I have seen that Mallika is mostly called a whore. However, she doesn’t do all the stuff by herself. What do we call the other party? A league of fallen men! If she’s a whore, then they are also into whoring.

I have never been able to comprehend the point of exposing & not acting at all. There are names like that of Mumta Kulkarni & Pooja Bedi that come in my mind when I think of actresses who are only interested in showing their skin. And beyond any doubt, almost everyone today is into shedding clothes & steamy kissing scenes & making out. They don’t realize that people have seen better stuff.

I remember Mumta Kulkarni was one person who was looked down by almost everyone when she came on the cover of Stardust. She didn’t even look sexy in that hideous pic, but somebody wanted to capture that moment…just how I want to share that one of a kind pic with you all today. Thanks to all the enthusiastic folks in the film industry, we get to see so much. Wish they put more stress on the story line & acting as they do on all the other things.

Who is that frog?

We’re all on a vacation. Zara is lost in her world…thinking about love. I have a camera in my hand & as usual I’m taking pretty bad pics with much enthusiasm. Sara is the Rani of this episode. Which is why she’s extremely kali :P Yes, yes I’m coming to the million dollar question…”who’s that frog?” This man was being kissed by the greatest kisser & you can see the result.

Moral: This doesn’t mean you should give up on kissing.