Jake Gyllenhaal

 Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal

Anything could happen in a men’s room but Jake Gyllenhaal came out all well

Jake Gyllenhaal was ambushed by a photographer while using the bathroom at the SXSW premiere of his new film, Source Code on Friday night. This guy snapped a pic of Jake holding his dick but somehow Jake convinced this crazy photographer that deleting the pic would be the best option. Rumor has it that he wasn’t a photographer but a crazy fan. Anyway Entertainment Weekly inquired about this incident.

Entertainment Weekly: “There are rumors that there was a rather heated scuffle in the theater bathroom last night as a fan tried to take your picture at an inelegant time?”

Jake Gyllenhaal: “That’s true. I think it’s an appropriate space to keep privacy. I hope that people wouldn’t disagree with me on that.”

We agree with you Jake.

Whether it was a professional photographer or some fan, why would anyone bother a celebrity when he is relieving himself in the bathroom? I think you ought to be totally nuts. Maybe there’s a market for everything. But you know what if you search & see Chris Brown, you won’t feel like checking out anybody’s dick. Some people have regrets that they were this close to Jake’s dick. But watching someone’s Johnny or Tommy is not the only thing in the world.

And Jake is definitely one impressive guy. He convinced that idiot to delete the pic & he didn’t even deny about the incident in the press.

Jake Gyllenhaal Sweet Talks Ex Natalie Portman

Lately Jake Gyllenhaal said about Natalie Portman “She is elegant, graceful, has amazing eyebrows… is talented, really short, funny, smart, dedicated, incredibly kind.”

By the way, he dated her briefly in 2006, & Portman is now engaged to Benjamin Millepied. Anyhow, Jake further said something, which is not at all funny but he laughed while saying it:

“She’s a vegan, which makes it really frustrating when you’re picking a place to eat… She’s also recently announced that she’s going to be a mom, and her child will probably need therapy after seeing Black Swan.”

I think Jake Gyllenhaal has a weird sense of humor but I like him. He is a very talented actor.

However, it has been reported that Natalie Portman had the last laugh this time. While receiving achievement award, she flashed her ring. This sounds quite cheap as well.

You must read the original cheap passage:

“But, it was Natalie Portman who had the last laugh this time, accepting her achievement award while ostentatiously flashing her massive engagement ring from fiancé Benjamin Millepied--an impressive round sparkler that has been cagily hidden from public stares until recently.”

This is cheap kind of reporting. What the hell is this all about? They are all hooking with someone or the other. And it’s no big deal if you’ve got the ring in time & that might have saved 9 but who knows for sure!