Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Caught Kissing (Photo)

 Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Caught Kissing (Photo)

 Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart share a kiss in the backseat of their car as they leave an after party following the New York premiere of Pattinson’s new movie, “Water For Elephants.”

Robert Pattinson needs lens help

Robert Pattinson has been a part of the Twilight franchise for 2 years but he still needs 2 people to put his contact lenses in & he just hates it. I’m sure it must be very embarrassing when you can’t learn something in 4 years but contacts can be such a prime pain.

He told Entertainment Weekly, “Everyone else has figured out how to do it, and then there’s two people holding me down because I can’t do it myself… It’s so embarrassing for me, after so many years, it’s still a process every single morning. I actually want to get some kind of plastic explosive… I want to kill them.”

Robert says it feels like he has been working on the Twilight Saga series his whole life. He has been dating Kristen Stewart & he is quite optimistic that the interest in his personal life will die once the final 2 movies are released.

He also told the Entertainment Weekly magazine: 'All the gossip stories won't work - they're always combined with 'Twilight', so once that's done and it can't be combined with the promotion of the film, I think it will end.'

I think Kristen Stewart is good-looking but she always seems constipated & she can’t act. She hasn’t shown any improvement in all these years. Robert Pattinson is a better actor & Ashley Greene looks one of the coolest vampires. I also like Edward Cullen’s father. Even though he’s a vampire, but he’s more of a gentleman. I really like his character.

By the way, Ashley Greene was banging Chris Evans on Tuesday night at Trousdale Lounge in L.A. According to People:

“They were flirtatious and dancing closely together at points during the night,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE of the two. “They were talking a lot and whispering.”

Adds another clubgoer: “He was making her laugh, and she would push him in a flirty way”

Ashley Greene is single & enjoying

Ashley Greene & Jared Followill



Joe Jonas

Jared Followill looks nice in this pic

Twilight star Ashley Greene has ditched Joe Jonas. However, just after hours this news had been confirmed that both Ashley & Joe have parted ways, she was seen celebrating St. Patrick’s Day with a new man Jared Followill who is the bass guitarist of American rock band King of Leon. He’s also the band’s pianist.

Ashley posted on her twitter page: 'Good food. Good friends. Great day. Now I am at home watching beauty and the beast haha. Super cool.'

A source told PEOPLE at the time that “Jonas was head over heels for Greene. They remained an item through the winter, most recently celebrating Greene’s 24th birthday last month in Las Vegas. In recent weeks, the two, who were never shy about affectionate public appearances, were spotted – separately – at various L.A. clubs. On March 11, Greene and Zac Efron partied with pals at Trousdale Lounge, while Jonas spent a guys’ night out at the same club three nights earlier.”

They began dating in summer 2010. It has been reported that Joe wasn’t that into it.

It’s funny how people are looking at this break up. I think no one knows the reason, but everyone likes to presume. Relationships mostly end badly otherwise why would they end. Some think that accidental anal insertion is the reason why the relationship couldn’t last. After all when they were spotted separately, Joe preferred being with men. Some believe she was tired of his brothers getting all cozy with them in the bed. People just get too personal. It seems it’s always fucking that is the main reason.

Joe Jonas was in a high-profile relationship with Taylor Swift in 2008. On November 11, 2008, in an interview Swift claimed that Jonas broke up with her in a 27-second phone call. In explanation, Jonas wrote on his MySpace blog :"I called to discuss feelings with the other person, and obviously these feelings were not well received. I did not end the phone call. Someone else ended it for me. Phone calls only last as long as the person on the other end is willing to talk."

I find this particular line very touching.

“Phone calls only last as long as the person on the other end is willing to talk.”

Ashley Greene likes to date singers. I think Joe is kind of cute. There's something about him or maybe I just liked what he said.

Will the real Wolfman please stand up?

I really tried not to hate Twilight.  I know it was a book written for kids, that broke into a mainstream audience.  It reached beyond the young horror genre to millions of people who would never go see a horror movie willingly.  I can only assume some of these people have never heard of a werewolf before.  That assumption is the only thing holding back my anger at Twilight and its fans over the last few weeks.  Now I fear it is becoming impossible to have any respect for Twilight or the majority of its fans.  I realize Twilight does have some "real" horror fans that like it.  I also realize that it is an entertaining movie for tweens.  I also realize that America's teens and tweens are becoming more and more stupid and Twilight isn't helping matters.


First off it was the fan letter to Universal accusing them of "stealing" from Twilight to make The Wolfman remake with Benicio del Torro.  Part of me still holds out hope that the letter was a prank, but knowing teens today, I can see it being real.  Then some twit on the Oscar red carpet refers toTaylor Lautner as playing the most famous werewolf of all time?  Excuse all the fuck out of me?  That’s like calling Lady Gaga the most famous singer ever.  Just because it is hot right now does not mean it will stand the test of time.  Let us take a quick look at the most famous werewolf of all time. Jakob Black would not exist without this man.  Stephanie Meyer would still be working at Captain D's if not for him.  Ladies and gentlemen,
Lon Chaney, Jr.


Maybe Lon doesn't pass the hawtness test of today’s text obsessed, barely can spell, can't locate Canada on a map teens but in the 40's he was considered a handsome leading man.  Not only that he could act.  He put a pathos and a sadness into his wolf man that has never been repeated in film.  The entire film was as much a tragedy as a horror film.  You tweens do know what a tragedy is right?  Or did you skip out on that part of class to go to the mall?  Most of the time honored werewolf mythos was created in that film, mythos which Meyer confidently threw out to make her goofy love triangle story.

The 40's were a different time though.  A time when a movie didn't need big flashy effects.  A time when people actually paid attention to the story and the acting.  Now America is simply too stupid.  If a movie doesn't have big sparkly effects, fast cuts, handsome young barely legal actors and a non-sense storyline, it just cannot keep our interest.  Honestly Twilight is nothing but
a gimmicky, flashy, teenage angst filled piece of fluff.  Hopefully the

tweens that flock to it will someday realize this, but I don't hold out
much hope.

I am afraid the day of good movies, at least on the big screen are over.  I liked The Wolfman remake but it suffers from those same flaws, too much flash and not enough substance.  Much more substance than Twilight, but it can't compete with the original.  Will we ever see another Lon Chaney?  Nope. Will we ever forget him? Not true horror fans and true cinema fans.  It is our job, no our responsibility to keep his memory alive.  If your kids want to watch Twilight, make them watch The Wolfman first.  Take away their cell phone while they are watching it, turn down the lights and make some popcorn.  Maybe they will laugh at the special effects after being exposed to all the CGI, but maybe they will jump once or twice.  Maybe they will shed a tear at the end.  If they don't leave me a comment saying " I told ya so," if they do then maybe there is hope for America yet.

Oh yeah Twilight sucks

Thirst! movie review

With the latest installment of the Twilight saga, New Moon, vampires are all the rage in Hollywood and across America. People who would never go to a more traditional horror movie are rushing to the theater to see New Moon, choosing Team Jacob or Team Edward or swooning over the love between Edward and Bella. Anything Twilight is a hot commodity these days and Hollywood is taking advantage of it. While horror and vampire purists may avoid Twilight, they are also reaping some rewards from it’s popularity. Vampire movies are running in heavy rotation on cable and series such as Moonlight and Nick Knight are being resurrected for TV, getting more exposure as everyone tries to cash in on the vampire craze. If Twilight has done no other good it has at least allowed these classic series to temporarily raise from the grave and seek a new audience. In the midst of this undead frenzy, a new vampire movie comes to us from South Korea.
Thirst is the newest film from South Korean directorChan-Wook Park. Park is best know for his revenge trilogy, especially his second film in the series Oldboy. Oldboy is a very violent but very beautiful film with an extremely disturbing storyline. Thirst is a welcome addition to the vampire genre with all of Park’s violence and beauty intact. Like Twilight, Thirst takes a new twist on the vampire legend. Also like Twilight there is a love affair between the vampire protagonist and a female character. However aside from this there is little in common between the two films.
Sang Kang-ho stars as a caring priest, Sang-hyun who isn’t content to just minister to the dying. He begs the Vatican to allow him to volunteer for a controversial experiment to develop a vaccine for a deadly virus known as EV. San-hyun is injected with the virus and slowly succumbs to it. Unknowingly to the priest he is given a blood transfusion from a vampire and although clinically dead, he is revived and begins to quickly recover from the virus. Due to his recovery he starts to gain fame as a healer and people flock around him begging for him to pray for them. As a healer he is reunited with a child hood friend and his wife and mother. The wife Tae-ju, is beautiful but seems very repressed. Soon after this the virus starts to reappear and he notices his vampiric tendencies come to light. He develops a thirst for and attraction to blood as well as a painful reaction to sunlight. He also finds that human blood causes the virus to go into remission and increases his strength and vigor. Still a very moral man he refuses to murder and resorts to stealing blood donations to quench his thirst.
Meanwhile he is growing ever closer to Tae-ju. He begins to lust for her as his vampire side exerts more and more control over him. The two eventually begin a very erotic love affair and Sang-hyun confess both the fact that he still carries the deadly disease and that he has become a vampire. The fact that he is a vampire intrigues Tae-ju and she begins to see a way out of her unhappy life. Though Sang-hyun is reluctant to share his vampire blood, she finally coerces him into turning her into a vampire with disastrous results.
While not as fast paced as Oldboy, Thirst is every bit as bloody. Even as Sang-hyun tries to avoid any unnecessary loss of life, the body count grows. The killings are gruesome but for the most part very believable. Necks are snapped and bodies punctured in abundance as the former priest slips farther from humanity. His new found apprentice shows little concern for human life and murders viciously. In another step away from traditional vampire lore, the undead here have no fangs, which makes their killings seem even more real and brutal. In some ways it could be argued that the vampires of Twilight are closer to a traditional vampire than those in Thirst. The only real weakness shown in Thirst is their inability to walk in sunlight. Stakes never make an appearance or are mentioned and the vampires simply shrug off any other damage and heal rapidly. Sang-hyun continues to act as a priest after he is turned, praying and administering rites, until he renounces his faith and even wears a cross and enters the church. Still traditional fans will most likely feel more kinship to the vampires in Thirst than the sparkly, angst ridden undead of the Twilight universe. Thirst is a much more grown up story that drops the fairy tale romance of Bella and Edward for a much for explicit and adult romance between Sang-hyun and Tae-ju. Even as Sang-hyun tries to cling to his humanity we see him slowly becoming less human as he indulges in all his carnal cravings. His recognition of this loss of humanity, leads to him making the heroic but tragic decision at the end of the film.
While this is firmly a horror movie it is also a very erotic and adult love story. The films sex scenes are hot and delve into fetishism in a way that serious American films are reluctant to touch. The scenes are not played for humor or shock value nor do they seem overly gratuitous. Instead they seem more a natural progression of the protagonist. As he becomes more and more distant from his life as a priest, he indulges more in the sins of the flesh that were forbidden to him due to his vows. A couple of the scenes, such as the armpit licking, could have devolved into sick humor, but Park’s film elevates it to true arousing erotica. There is quite a bit of nudity, both male and female. In another departure from American film, the male nudity is actually more graphic than the female. Like the sex the nudity never seems pushed and for the most part seems important to the film, not just tossed in for titillation.
The director also manages to inject a bit of humor into the film at places. The comedy is very subtle and never overwhelms the horror but instead acts to temper it. Thirst would be a very dark film with these touches of humor to lighten it, even though the humor is dark itself. The watcher might not laugh aloud during the film but chances are they might have to stifle a laugh or two during the film.
The acting is good all around, both by the two leads and the supporting cast. The film, like park’s other efforts is visually beautiful. Horror fans will love the amount of blood spilt and the violence onscreen. Those fans expecting a Korean version of Twilight could possibly walk away with deep emotional scars so beware Team Edward. The film does have it’s weak points one of them being the effects. While the fight scenes and murders do look good, the wire work leaves much to be desired. It is just a little too obvious in some of the flying scenes and reminded me a bit too much of Crouching Tiger. The story can also be very confusing to American audiences, especially those not used to Asian film. Asian cinema has a history of convoluted storylines and while this one is fairly simple as Asian horror goes, you can get lost if not careful. The movie seems most confusing near the beginning when the lead first becomes infected. There was never any indication of why or how he was infused with vampire blood. The only way a viewer is likely to know this is that Sang0hyun mentions it to his superior after his vampire powers start to appear.
Still even with it’s flaws it is a very good movie and a very welcome addition to the vampire genre. New Moon with its legion of fans will make much more money, but true horror and vampire fans should check out this movie. Although it doesn’t surpass the director’s opus Oldboy, it is a solid effort from Chan-wook Park Thirst is available on DVD as of Nov 17 2009 in widescreen in Korean DD5.1 and subtitles in English, French and Spanish. Extras fans may be disappointed as the initial release has little to offer in this regard.