Davis Case Updates - He Enjoys Immunity

Fauzia Wahab - Miss Parrot

Now that Shah Mehmood Qureshi is out of the picture and who was adamant on the fact that Davis didn't have the right to get diplomatic immunity - things are obviously very different today.

Pakistani government is on its knees and Fauzia Wahab is talking ridiculously like a parrot. She is a strange character who seems to be ignorant of everything that has happened and on almost everything she talks about but she goes on saying things like a fool nevertheless.

So now she appears on screen and conveniently says that Raymond Davis actually enjoys diplomatic immunity under the Vienna Convention and since Pakistan is a signatory of the convention there is no reason why we should not follow the rules. The lady went on to say that she couldn't understand why was there an issue in the first place because Davis has a business visa and is a technical staff of the embassy (And whatever happened to his identity crisis? Fauzia Wahab must  be cooking biryani in her kitchen at that time perhaps.) Thus it is ridiculous to arrest him (even if he murders common people and takes beautiful pictures of their dead bodies before he runs off).

Now our government's tone is absolutely different. Thus, as we can see Davis holds both diplomatic and business passports - therefore he enjoys immunity rights. Miss parrot went on further by saying we have to handle the issue sensibly because US is after all the largest donor of foreign aid to Pakistan ---- and we are the biggest nation ruled by beggars. She also clarified that Shah Mehmood Qureshi violated the party discipline when he refused to grant Davis a diplomatic visa. The party was not happy with his views on Davis case. 

So, we hope Davis will enjoy his trip back home soon.

Mafia

Last week a colleague of mine told me this very interesting story. It was quite weird. I don't know what were we discussing then, perhaps talking about the movie Traffic Signal and the beggars. That they have a mafia of their own. And this mafia is very strong and works in specific, designated locations.

Anyway, then she told us this story. A friend of a friend got married to a decent, well off family living in Defence. But as she went to her new home, she was left all alone the entire day. She was told everybody in the family worked. So, for 4-5 days she just remained silent in the quiet home. But the one morning she woke up and saw the entire family got up at 5 am or something and were getting ready in shabby clothes. And then the family told her that they were beggars and that this was their family business!!! And she should join them too.

She ran away and filed for divorce. But imagine that...