Hot pic of Kareena

I guess Kareena is one person who doesn’t have to try hard when it comes to looking sexy.

Industry doesn’t take Kareena seriously: Priyanka Chopra

The two top notch actresses of Bollywood Kareena and Priyanka are once again in a messy cat fight. And this is all happening on a very public forum, ‘Koffee with Karan’. After Kareena took jibes at Priyanka on the show by stating that she wanted to ask Piggy Chops where does she get her accent from, PC has retorted on the same show that she gets her accent from the same place that Bebo’s guy Saif does.

Sources state that Priyanka, who is coming on ‘Koffee With Karan’ with Shahid Kapoor, said, "I want to tell Kareena that I got my accent from the same place where her boyfriend (Saif Ali Khan) got his."

Giving justification for her accent, Priyanka stated that she had studied overseas and therefore had access to an accent just like so many others in Bollywood.

But Priyanka didn’t just stop there, the actress told Karan that the people in the industry didn`t take Kareena too seriously. "I`m flattered that Kareena thinks I am a good actress. But otherwise I don`t think people take Bebo too seriously," said Priyanka.

What's more is that when she was asked what she would steal from computers of Bollywood superstars like Shah Rukh Khan, Shahid, Kareena and others. PC giggled and said, "Does Kareena have a computer in the first place?"

The more we read about these stars, the less we respect them. In fact, it’s even difficult to say as to who is more low when it comes to bitchy statements. However, I’ve observed that on Koffee with Karan, people love to bitch like anything. Most probably the host does some warm-up session of bitching before the show. As of now, he seems too good at instigating! In fact he’s even better than Manyata.

Priyanka is a good actor but so is Kareena. If I have to choose as to who is better…I will pick Kareena. I think it’s really low to presume that someone doesn’t have a PC. It only proves one thing that Priyanka wasted years but didn’t learn much from anywhere, be it abroad or home.

3 Idiots, 3 kisses, & Aamir & Bebo

There’s this movie by the name of 3 idiots & it will be released in December. The 3 idiots are Aamir Khan, Madhavan & Sharman Joshi. Earlier on, the director didn’t want to reveal that there are 3 kisses between Aamir & Kareena.

“Aamir, incidentally, famously kissed Kareena’s elder sister Karisma Kapoor in Dharmesh Darshan’s 1996 film Raja Hindustani - a kiss that still holds the record for being one of the most passionate in Bollywood history. And for which, Aamir and Karisma had reportedly done umpteen rehearsals.”

Over-rated Aamir Khan is also considered perfectionist. In fact, it’s high time the definition of perfectionist should be written in the dictionary something like this: Perfectionist = Aamir Khan.

Anyway, I didn’t know that they did rehearsals. That is one of the sensational kissing scenes that we have talked about, so I’m not going to say all those things again. Pooja Bhatt is one person they should put a ban on. I never want to see her kissing ever again. She’s the most disgusting one. I think Karisma looked gorgeous in Raja Hindustani & I liked her character. I had the misfortune to see that kissing scene again few days ago & it seemed as if 2 men were kissing. And I also don’t think Aamir Khan is such a great kisser. And neither is Emraan Hashmi. No one even feels like looking at him while he’s at work.

Now we must talk about those 3 kissing scenes between Aamir & Bebo.

“The actor continues to be a perfectionist with exacting standards. For a scene in 3 Idiots where Kareena blows him a kiss, they apparently did 14 retakes. That was Kiss No. 1. Aamir improvised then and got Bebo to kiss him on the cheek next. And that was Kiss No. 2. But it’s Kiss No. 3 between the two superstars in the climax of the film over which the buzz has already begun. It’s said to be a proper lip-to-lip kiss.”

“Aamir and Kareena have a history of near misses. They were to do Mani Ratnam’s Lajjo, a film that had a strong physicality to it, which got shelved. Then Vishal Bharadwaj’s Mr Singh & Mrs Mehta, whose original heroine was Rani Mukerji, but Rani reportedly walked out when she heard there was a kiss involved because she had already got flak for kissing Kamal Haasan! That’s when Kareena stepped in... but again, Vishal’s film too didn’t take off. Finally, Aamir and Bebo have got together for 3 Idiots. Happily, the kiss has continued to follow them.”

Well I don’t know why they have been referring it as 3 kisses. It seems to be just one. If peck instead of being a casual kiss is something hot or whatever, then we have 2 kisses in this 3 idiots.

Although we have seen better stuff done by better actors & the plot is invariably far more important but nevertheless I’m beginning to like the idea of rehearsals.

Saif, Kareena & Deepika

I just couldn’t fit in this thing anywhere in my previous write-up. Love Aaj Kal & the ghost of Kareena that is haunting Deepika is of course old news. We all know that Saif & Kareena work in countless ads. They could have worked together in the home production of Saif as well but nevertheless we get to see Deepika making one statement here & quite another somewhere else. However there is one thing she said that I agree with...which is Shahid's performance in Jab we met went unnoticed. To which Imitiaz said, 'I don't think it went unnoticed.' Whatever the case is, it’s solely Deepika’s headache.

Forever Young

I wonder if there is something like forever young. Growing up is of course mandatory & that’s why there are some who prefer to stay immature & it suits them also.

Unfortunately or fortunately, I saw Master Kareena on TV as usual telling all of us how young she is. I’m aware of the fact that it runs in that family. I remember even Karishma couldn’t help telling us a number of times when Dil tou pagal hai was released that Madhuri was her senior. Anyway, coming back to Master Kareena, she said that she had watched Akshay Kumar’s movies in her childhood. You must bear in mind that unlike other normal kids, Kareena must have been far too young than the word young. Sorry nobody can decipher how young these actresses are when they try to tell us that they are very young. As far as I can recall her elder sister came in the movies much before Akshay. And Kareena too has acted with Akshay in Aitraaz & Ajnabee.

It’s not that I have something against Kareena. She’s thousand times better than our models, actresses & TV artists. There are new kids like the daughter of Kamal Hasan. Who wouldn’t believe she’s not a teenager right now? She is & there’s no denying it. But it’s ridiculous to keep reminding all of us that you are young. Kareena does mention her achievement of size zero also every now & then. But I don’t know what’s her qualification. Maybe a little education could have made a difference. But then again who gives a damn to it.

Once I heard Nirma saying that if she is hot, what can she do? I think she is the only person who thinks she is hot, to begin with. She also brags about her rotten English & says that everyone finds it impressive. According to her, people say that when Nirma is around, everyone must speak in English. I have never been able to understand what kind of a complex is this, cause she is not the only victim in our country. We don’t attach significance to human qualities, but spoken English ought to be good or rather fluent should be the word. Good doesn’t really matter.

I have also seen that it’s not just Kareena & other women who are age conscious; even men have this complex. Almost everyone has become age conscious. Interestingly, I don’t meet anyone who is not younger than me. Everyone has been born in the 80s or 90s. What happened to all those who were born in the 70s?

There is a time when one is young & there is a time when one is not. Is youth so much important? Isn’t it just one of the things?

Daddy Cool

The top 5 Celebrity Dads that most women would like to see in their underwears are:

Brad Pitt
Matthew McConaughey
Hugh Jackman
Will Smith
Barack Obama

Just because Obama is the President of America, he has to be in every list. And his wife who is not even remotely beautiful is regarded a beauty now. Hugh Jackman is genuinely good-looking though. And you can form your own list of men in trunks just for the heck of fun. Before I forget, TV artist Sadia Imam says that she’s not interested in marriage at the moment but Obama is her favourite candidate.

Linday Lohan has posted some topless pics of hers on Twitter. These are actually old photos. She has only posted them out of boredom. Boring Rani has decided to shift in her old house again as she has been down on her luck ever since she moved in her new house. If her old house is really lucky & she might start getting hits, tab tou muskhil hojaye gi. I seriously thought the era of Rani was over. Anyway, our very sweet Kareena has said: “Main script aur mere character ke liye kuch bhi karoongi.” As of now, she thinks she’s a Barbie doll.

Few days ago, I also read that arrogant Shiney has raped his maid. And Salman Khan has said to Neil Nitin Mukesh that he shouldn’t call other peoples’ girlfriends sweetheart. Salman Khan seriously sounds like a retard sometimes.

Kareena & Akshay’s kissing scene

In Kambhakt Ishq, Akshay & Kareena have done one steamy kissing scene. They were both hesitant to kiss, but they are thorough professionals & no stunt is impossible for them. You won’t see this kissing scene in the promos though.

Up till now Kareena has kissed Fardeen Khan in Dev (which was one lousy kiss...no they were small kisses I suppose), Shahid Kapoor in Jab we met & Saif in Jehaad. We have heard a lot about this kissing in Jehaad.

I’m very sorry to say, but I’ve never enjoyed watching these Indian kissing scenes. It always seems as if both the parties are dying to kiss. No one looks nice or even remotely sexy. It only seems gross.

It reminds me of the sensational kissing scene between Aamir Khan & Karishma Kapoor in Raja Hindustani. Oh man it was so sensational that it used to elongate in their memories! And I don’t want to say anything cruel about Pooja Bhatt’s kissing scenes. They were worst thing that happened to humanity. I just hope it never happens again.

So far as John & Bipasha are concerned, I waited for their movie Jism like anything but when I saw it, I was like what the hell! When I saw Race, I couldn’t understand why people were so excited. Haven’t they seen better stuff? Or maybe they aren’t aware of it.

I’m very sorry to say but every kind of kiss is called steamy. Remember the one Hrithik Roshan & Aishwarya Rai did in Dhoom 2. It wasn’t even a kiss, to begin with.