Chitrali woman!

Even 15 years ago, this woman was a dumb fuck & today she hasn’t changed much. Besides being obsessed with English, she also thinks she’s hot & this is what she said:

‘What can I do if I am so hot! ‘

And as you can see she's neither hot nor cold. She's wearing make up like anything. Perhaps the only person who thinks she is hot is Nirma herself.

Forever Young

I wonder if there is something like forever young. Growing up is of course mandatory & that’s why there are some who prefer to stay immature & it suits them also.

Unfortunately or fortunately, I saw Master Kareena on TV as usual telling all of us how young she is. I’m aware of the fact that it runs in that family. I remember even Karishma couldn’t help telling us a number of times when Dil tou pagal hai was released that Madhuri was her senior. Anyway, coming back to Master Kareena, she said that she had watched Akshay Kumar’s movies in her childhood. You must bear in mind that unlike other normal kids, Kareena must have been far too young than the word young. Sorry nobody can decipher how young these actresses are when they try to tell us that they are very young. As far as I can recall her elder sister came in the movies much before Akshay. And Kareena too has acted with Akshay in Aitraaz & Ajnabee.

It’s not that I have something against Kareena. She’s thousand times better than our models, actresses & TV artists. There are new kids like the daughter of Kamal Hasan. Who wouldn’t believe she’s not a teenager right now? She is & there’s no denying it. But it’s ridiculous to keep reminding all of us that you are young. Kareena does mention her achievement of size zero also every now & then. But I don’t know what’s her qualification. Maybe a little education could have made a difference. But then again who gives a damn to it.

Once I heard Nirma saying that if she is hot, what can she do? I think she is the only person who thinks she is hot, to begin with. She also brags about her rotten English & says that everyone finds it impressive. According to her, people say that when Nirma is around, everyone must speak in English. I have never been able to understand what kind of a complex is this, cause she is not the only victim in our country. We don’t attach significance to human qualities, but spoken English ought to be good or rather fluent should be the word. Good doesn’t really matter.

I have also seen that it’s not just Kareena & other women who are age conscious; even men have this complex. Almost everyone has become age conscious. Interestingly, I don’t meet anyone who is not younger than me. Everyone has been born in the 80s or 90s. What happened to all those who were born in the 70s?

There is a time when one is young & there is a time when one is not. Is youth so much important? Isn’t it just one of the things?

Very, very young

Age is only a matter of numbers, or does it really give headaches? I think whether a person lies about his/her age, it shows. Very few people look much, much younger than their age.

Anyway Neetu Singh was 13 year old when she came in movies. Rani Mukherjee was just 17. The thing is they are 13, 14 or 17. Unless they are Kareena Kapoor & Karishma Kapoor. They are ever green. I still remember how in Dil tou pagal hai, Karishma never missed any opportunity of calling Madhuri her senior. And it won’t be incorrect to say that Kareena is still in her diapers. She was also 14 year ago when she came in Refugee. There’s only one lady who doesn’t lie about her age & that is Sushmita Sen. I’m sure they would be some others too but I can’t recall their names.

Some other examples are also bothering me. Of course they are all age conscious. Besides that there is something wrong in their level of maturity as well. Nirma once said, what can I do, if I am so hot? The only person I’ve ever heard talking about Nirma’s hotness, is Nirma herself.

Gia Ali has some philosophies too & I think she has heard them from someone else. She says a beautiful woman is always in a relationship & that’s why she says she has 2 boyfriends, cause she is very, very beautiful. And those who aren’t in relationship are either lesbians or they have relations with animals.

And there’s another woman & her name is Meera. Jee haan Miss Meera Jee…well she says that she was 10 year old when she came in the industry. I saw her in that powder ad for the 1st time & she didn’t seem like a child to me.

Many, many years ago, on her 19th birthday, Reema said that it would have been so nice if my parents had taught me English rather than dancing. I can never understand what is this obsession with English. In one of her interviews, Reema jee gave 500 bucks to some poor fellow. I missed the point somewhere.

I don’t know what to say about Veena Malik. Every time I see her on TV, it reminds me of those Internet pics…You know what I mean.

So, these are some young dames from the era that seems a bit too old for such young & dainty girls. Actually yahan tou sab hee bachay hain. It’s rare to meet adults these days.