Showing posts with label excited. Show all posts
Showing posts with label excited. Show all posts

Try giving it the right name…it’s so much fun!


Today I want to talk about a couple of things that don’t bother me as such, but it’s mindless fun to talk about them.

The other day my mother was quite mad. She said a particular lady on the radio often mentions celebrities & gives it a really dirty touch. One day this RJ mentioned something about Kareena & Shahid. They met somewhere & they started talking. When 2 celebrities talk, people invariably presume. That was the case. Again she narrated another lousy incident in which Aishwarya Rai & Vivek were talking. And she painted it as if something juicy might happen between these 2. Actually the case of Kareena & Shahid was also painted on the same canvas. Sometimes we seem to run out of short stories.

We know that people have a habit of presuming about others. When it comes to celebrities, people start jumping from here to there. What I find amusing is that even if 2 actors talk & something juicy happens between them, why is the 3rd party all excited about it! People can talk to their ex-boyfriends & girlfriends. What’s the big deal about it? Yeah but getting excited about what’s going to happen after that talk is hilarious. You talk to someone & there is a possibility of some fun & one is excited about it…that’s normal. Getting excited about someone else’s fun time is beyond my imagination.

Nobody has anything nice to say about Pakistani actress Saima. Everyone says she’s 50 or 60 & she shouldn’t work in the movies. Those who call her an old woman must also be in their 40’s. I once saw Saima in this song in which she was running like mad & the director must have been obsessed by the idea of mountains. I just couldn’t help laughing. Anyway the question is: if the director is sick, where do we stand?

Writers too are called perverted. Although the ones I’m talking about do not fall in the category of the director I mentioned above. (Yes, he must go for some cheap comedy or something more fun & low). But I have seen it’s very convenient for people to call authors sick & rotten. Imagination is one thing that doesn’t know boundaries. That’s the charm of it. And believe me, putting down something on paper is not as easy as it seems. There are people who don’t know anything & yet they think they have the right to rape somebody’s work of art or even an analytical writing.

Few years ago, I saw this banner of some cell phone. It said: “It’s small, sexy & fun.” Naturally the thing that hit me that very instant was: if it’s small, how can it be sexy & fun? Although what I thought was not extraordinary, but I said it when everyone is pretending to be something they are not.
Now I don’t meet naïve folks as I’m not that young. But when I was 18, I was talking to this school friend who went to some other college. And she asked me if girls of my college indulge in that forbidden act. Strangely, we all knew about her affair. I can only say…Some people are really funny. You don’t have to tell the world everything, but you don’t have to act as an idiot either just to prove that you’re 100 % naïve.

PS I write for fun. No need to take my words seriously. Stay happy, if it’s possible!

Cover your bosom


Tartuffe: For Heaven’s sake! Before you speak, I pray you take this handkerchief. [Takes handkerchief from his pocket.]

Dorine: Whatever do you mean?

Tartuffe: Cover your bosom. I can’t bear to see it. Such pernicious sights give rise to sinful thoughts.

Dorine: You’re mighty susceptible to temptation then! The flesh must make a great impression on you! I really don’t know why you should get so excited. I can’t say that I’m so easily roused. I could see you naked from head to foot and your whole carcass wouldn’t tempt me in the least.


- Moliere

I read this play Tartuffe a couple of days ago & I did find this talk quite hilarious. And as usual a couple of things just came in my mind. Wearing deep neckline is a matter of choice. If someone is comfortable, then why should anyone have any issue about it? In fact, if people should start walking naked, I don’t think even that would be an issue…provided they don’t bother you. It’s another thing that I won’t start sketching.

Anyway the female character says: “I could see you naked from head to foot and your whole carcass wouldn’t tempt me in the least.”

Some guys are ever ready to drop their pants…they just can’t stay in their clothes…even when the other party is neither excited nor interested. They just don’t seem to get the point that a woman is not excited & in such cases, mostly there’s no connection either.

We happen to know this funny character…he’s interested in no one, but he falls in love with everyone he meets. Then there’s another one…he too happens to fall in love with every woman except his wife. They are all blessed. While scribbling this, I have a feeling it’s not love, it’s something else. Maybe it’s fun. But those who have that sort of fun with them…I wish I could know why they are doing this to themselves. Or do they really enjoy? My friends would puke on me for raising this question, but I have to. The thing is…Everyone gets tempted, but the person ought to be that tempting. Or maybe this is genuine love.