Pretty Bad thing, baby!

I just want to have some mindless fun at the moment, so I’m dissecting this write-up ‘Why being hot really sucks!’ I think the writer has some serious issues. And it’s a badly written piece.

I believe the writer is pretty much obsessed with good looks, which is why she says appearance matters, looks matter even more. Speech is the index of mind & there’s no denying that the writer thinks about it day & night, & she must have a gang that solely believes in this theory. Although one doesn’t understand what’s the point of this write-up. We can clearly see she believes she’s hot, beautiful & what not.

“More or less, we tend to agree on who is pretty and who isn’t (with some exceptions). But then again – is such beauty really a blessing or a curse?”

Different people have different preferences. I think Elizabeth Taylor, Marilyn Monroe & Liv Tyler are beautiful, but I don’t think everyone on this planet will agree with me. How does the writer know with so much certainty who is pretty & who isn’t? And then again she raises that bizarre question. Who gives a shit whether it’s a bane or a blessing? If you’re beautiful, you are beautiful for yourself. And it’s not your bloody fucking contribution, in the 1^st place. You ought to be thankful to your parents & God Almighty rather than writing crappy stuff on it, which is so not pretty.

And then we read ‘things aren’t so pretty for the pretty people’. Just tell me if things are pretty for us ordinary looking folks? The writer also pretends to be sensitive in one of the paragraphs & then she narrates the story of another beautiful friend. You know a genuinely intelligent or humorous person would never die for a compliment. Maybe her friend doesn’t have any humor & I have also doubts about her intellect. I also wonder if she’s a genuine beauty or they all think she’s a beauty. On top of it, this dame doesn’t have much luck with guys. All through her life, she was afraid & all through her life, she was thinking about her beautiful face till one day someone she really liked said, ‘I am afraid I am attracted to you more physically than anything else.’ Ugh, I don’t think anyone can be sexually aroused after hearing this :P

I guess the guy should have said, would you like to sleep with me? Cause this might have sounded a little sexy. What’s this crap I’m attracted to you physically? But then the guy must be totally made-up & fake just like the so-called beautiful friend. Or maybe all of them are so beautiful that they have no idea sexy is better than beautiful. I believe when you can’t think sexy, you can’t talk sexy either. And these people have no clue that ordinary looking people can be sexy & noticeable. I think all these 3 people need to know what is good fuck but you can’t hide true self in the act, so it would be better if these 3 people go for therapy. I think they badly need it.

‘Beautiful people have hearts too.’ Alright. I think the conclusion is equally horrendous where she’s questioning ordinary & ugly people. I think the writer is a complex. She’s so sure that people resent beautiful beings & they think they don’t feel anything. Actually these so-called beautiful people must be bitchy; which is why people may not like them. Everyone is sensitive; it’s another thing people are super-sensitive about themselves & quite insensitive about others.

Animal abuse

Yesterday we went to the clinic for our cat’s surgery. We saw this poor cat in the cage & she has been deserted by her owner. This cat has fits every now & then; she is in a pretty bad shape. It won’t be incorrect to say that: she looks something like a cat. Her eyes only show pain & she’s extremely thin. She has lost a lot of hair. According to the vet, her condition won’t improve & sooner or later, she ought to be put down. The vet has not yet euthanized the cat, cause she’s eating on her own now, which she wasn’t when she was left at the clinic for good.

Many a time, people get attracted by cute kittens & puppies, & keep them for a while. Since there is no sense of responsibility, these pets are being abandoned later on. Cats & dogs are being killed on the road every day. It doesn’t seem to prick anybody’s conscience. And if you talk about it, you’re mad.

Anyway, it reminds me of another terrible story of a Persian cat & her breed conscious owners. Both these guys adopted her so that they can sell her kittens. She used to have kids almost every 5 months. They did earn a lot while she could produce. A time came when she started staying ill most of the time. The cat was also having problems in her delivery. During her last pregnancy, the vet forewarned these guys that it is serious & they should think about aborting the kids or the cat might die. Obviously they didn’t show any interest whatsoever. She had a surgery & all her kittens were dead. The vet asked the guys if he should remove the uterus, which was deteriorated beyond repair, as it might kill the cat in the long run & now she cannot have babies. The guys said that it would be no use to remove the uterus as the cat is useless for them, cause she can’t produce babies anymore. After 2 days, the cat died.

I think it’s a gruesome case of abuse, beyond any reasonable doubt. Although she was a pet, but she was being used like anything. Or should I say she was some sort of business? As long as these guys could earn the profit, everything was fine. Isn’t it strange you are earning & yet you don’t care for the life that’s providing the money?

Those who care about animals would care about them no matter what. And those who abuse animals & take them for granted won’t change either. Anyhow, the act of hurting animals speaks volumes about the ugly nature of humans.

The ugly & the stupid

It is better not to be different from one’s fellows. The ugly & the stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease & gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat. They live as we all should live, undisturbed, indifferent, & without disquiet. They neither bring ruin upon others, nor ever receive it from alien hands…we shall all suffer for what the gods have given us, suffer terribly.

Oscar Wilde

And Ugly Fugly Comes Again

I am the man
Look at me
Yo fat and round
And fugly as a clown

I am a style
New York to Nile
Gaze at me beauty
That needs no city

Blind you are
If you miss me presence
I sing too when you throw a glance
And do deadly break dance

Gym I hate
My girl is a hot plate
So your eyes will pop out
And if you fall for me you’ll be knocked out
I think I am sexy too
Though your eyes tell me I am as ugly as poo
I look ahead and never behind
Cause I ain’t got no time

Future is here
Round and ugly me fears
Why I feel
For stuff I thought was so unpleasant before when the orange I peel?

Follow you I
But then I sigh
For my eyes now pop out
As the fat me is so locked out

So I am the man
Look at me
Yo fat and round
And fugly as a clown

Zaira Rahman