Showing posts with label Rani. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rani. Show all posts

A million dollar pic!

Poor Vidya doesn't look as happy as Rani, but they both look equally hilarious. Vidya has to go through so much for this promotion...now it even shows in the pics. But who knows maybe both of them are enjoying this experience. Rani's grin says something of the sort. I don't know why Vidya Balan has to wear those nerdy glasses. Some people look really better without glasses but they want to give that intellectual touch.

Rani & Vidya Balan At No One Killed Jessica Promotion








These are indeed fun pics. Vidya Balan has been damn sweet, but Rani just can’t get rid of that arrogance. She really thinks she’s better off than Vidya Balan. I think Rani doesn’t look cool wearing those shades. It’s another thing that she feels cool after working in No one killed Jessica – that we all can understand. God knows what’s the message she’s trying to give through these shades, which aren’t that cool either or maybe they look bad on a particular face! I hate it when people insult shades.

And this is the same movie in which Rani didn’t bother to talk to Vidya on the set. But while promoting the movie, they seem more like so-called chums. What a convenient theory to stick around with people when you need them! And even such people don’t mind. Anyway, Vidya Balan looks a lot better than Rani jee. And Rani looks all the more compact.

However, No One killed Jessica sounds like a good flick & both Vidya & Rani must have done justice to their roles.

Daddy Cool











The top 5 Celebrity Dads that most women would like to see in their underwears are:

Brad Pitt
Matthew McConaughey
Hugh Jackman
Will Smith
Barack Obama

Just because Obama is the President of America, he has to be in every list. And his wife who is not even remotely beautiful is regarded a beauty now. Hugh Jackman is genuinely good-looking though. And you can form your own list of men in trunks just for the heck of fun. Before I forget, TV artist Sadia Imam says that she’s not interested in marriage at the moment but Obama is her favourite candidate.

Linday Lohan has posted some topless pics of hers on Twitter. These are actually old photos. She has only posted them out of boredom. Boring Rani has decided to shift in her old house again as she has been down on her luck ever since she moved in her new house. If her old house is really lucky & she might start getting hits, tab tou muskhil hojaye gi. I seriously thought the era of Rani was over. Anyway, our very sweet Kareena has said: “Main script aur mere character ke liye kuch bhi karoongi.” As of now, she thinks she’s a Barbie doll.

Few days ago, I also read that arrogant Shiney has raped his maid. And Salman Khan has said to Neil Nitin Mukesh that he shouldn’t call other peoples’ girlfriends sweetheart. Salman Khan seriously sounds like a retard sometimes.

Who is that frog?


We’re all on a vacation. Zara is lost in her world…thinking about love. I have a camera in my hand & as usual I’m taking pretty bad pics with much enthusiasm. Sara is the Rani of this episode. Which is why she’s extremely kali :P Yes, yes I’m coming to the million dollar question…”who’s that frog?” This man was being kissed by the greatest kisser & you can see the result.

Moral: This doesn’t mean you should give up on kissing.

Very, very young











Age is only a matter of numbers, or does it really give headaches? I think whether a person lies about his/her age, it shows. Very few people look much, much younger than their age.

Anyway Neetu Singh was 13 year old when she came in movies. Rani Mukherjee was just 17. The thing is they are 13, 14 or 17. Unless they are Kareena Kapoor & Karishma Kapoor. They are ever green. I still remember how in Dil tou pagal hai, Karishma never missed any opportunity of calling Madhuri her senior. And it won’t be incorrect to say that Kareena is still in her diapers. She was also 14 year ago when she came in Refugee. There’s only one lady who doesn’t lie about her age & that is Sushmita Sen. I’m sure they would be some others too but I can’t recall their names.

Some other examples are also bothering me. Of course they are all age conscious. Besides that there is something wrong in their level of maturity as well. Nirma once said, what can I do, if I am so hot? The only person I’ve ever heard talking about Nirma’s hotness, is Nirma herself.

Gia Ali has some philosophies too & I think she has heard them from someone else. She says a beautiful woman is always in a relationship & that’s why she says she has 2 boyfriends, cause she is very, very beautiful. And those who aren’t in relationship are either lesbians or they have relations with animals.

And there’s another woman & her name is Meera. Jee haan Miss Meera Jee…well she says that she was 10 year old when she came in the industry. I saw her in that powder ad for the 1st time & she didn’t seem like a child to me.

Many, many years ago, on her 19th birthday, Reema said that it would have been so nice if my parents had taught me English rather than dancing. I can never understand what is this obsession with English. In one of her interviews, Reema jee gave 500 bucks to some poor fellow. I missed the point somewhere.

I don’t know what to say about Veena Malik. Every time I see her on TV, it reminds me of those Internet pics…You know what I mean.

So, these are some young dames from the era that seems a bit too old for such young & dainty girls. Actually yahan tou sab hee bachay hain. It’s rare to meet adults these days.